Hope is The Start to Great Things

Captain Dipshit and His Tests
The group got their assignment to escort Walex to visit his dying daughter on a space station.

The group got their assignment to escort Walex Blissex to visit his dying daughter at Kwenn Space Station. There was muttering among the group about it being a trap, but they took Walex and Dumbass anyway. They landed and moved into and through the airlock. Suddenly, they notice that the “hallway” ahead of them is a mirrored holograph and gas starts to pump in through the vents. Deban Jons moves up to try and knock the mirror down and realizes it is mounted on a solid wall. Realizing that they need to get out of the trap as the gas starts to sap their strength, they get one door of the airlock open and Jons destroys some of the air vents. He then grenades mirror, revealing strom troopers waiting to ambush the group. A firefight ensues and Vornn minsk attempts to rip the door out with the force, succeeding in warping the doors and opening a narrow gap. Storm troopers swarm the group and fire nets onto Mariah and Jons, the gas having taken out Dumbass and Walex and a grenade having taken out Vornn, Owensurrenders with a few choice words while facing down the barrel of an E-web. After being clubbed unconscious, they wake up to find themselves in a cell wearing their clothing but stripped of gear. Suddenly, the ship they are on comes under some sort of attack and the power goes out, releasing the locks on their cell. Slowly making their way out of the cell in the dark, they see lights coming their way. They back up around the corner and as soon as the light bearing guards come into view, Jons tackled the leader. As they were crashing to the ground, Owen leaped forward and snatched the guard’s falling blaster out of midair and shot the second one in the head, dropping him. The third guard fired…. somewhere, and Jons starts choking and slamming his target into the ground. Owen fires again, taking out the last guard as Jons’ target goes limp. Distributing blasters and lights, the group starts out again, finding Walex and their gear, minus their weapons and armor. They move out, finding and climbing down a turbolift shaft towards a hanger bay. Walex comes to and helps direct the group towards a bay. Along the way, they find a terminal and change the clock on a self-destruct, Vornn manages to trip twice, nearly falling into a raging inferno. Making it out of danger, they start through the ship for a hanger bay. Captain Kolaff (a.k.aCapt. Dipshit Squirrel-fucker) started to taunt the group over the ship comms, sending troops to ambush the group with multiple versions of the same set up, smoke grenades and quickly slain troopers. Moving into the last corridor, they discover it has no gravity and three troopers wearing jetpacks. Jons fires a grenade at them, and the follow up blasts from the group take them out easily. Moving forward, they encounter a large rooms full of labor droids milling around and two turbolasers mounted to defend the doorway they need to go through. Firing on the turbo lasers and a quick wrench of the force, the group is through. They move into the last room and see large shapes to their right. There is thick smoke and troopers start to fire on the group. The smoke starts to clear and Vornn runs to jump in one of the AT-STs that are the shapes. Mariah jumps down the rising turbo lift to the floor below, followed by Owen. The turbo lift stops 6ft below the level of the floor and reveals an AT-ST piloted by Capt. Dipshit Squirrel-fucker . Vornn tries to fire the AT-ST he manages to get into, but trips it up and crashes to the ground. Deciding that sticking around is a waste of time, he jumps down the lift. Jons, taunted by the Capt., jumps into one of the AT-STs and starts it up, charging it into the captain’s and knocking it down. The captain gets out of his AT-ST and runs for the downed one, jumping into it, realizing it has no hatch to close when Jons pumps a grenade into it. Down below, Owen runs over to the group’s ship and runs on board, coming face to face with a woman that looks remarkably like Walex. He promptly shoots her in the face and she runs off. Jumping into the pilot’s seat and locking the door, he fires up the engines and turns the ship so he can fire on and destroy the imperial shuttle in the docking bay with them. Jons finishes destroying Capt. Dipshit Squirrel-fucker and then blasts a hole in the bottom of the turbo lift. Walex crawls through the hole, followed by Jons who kindly waited a beat to allow him to roll out of the way, then jumped the AT-ST through the hole. Vornn dragged an unconscious Mariah to the ship, then Jons carries Walex on board and then they realize as they are launching away from the about-to-explode imperial ship that there are thermal detonators planted on their hyper drive. Jons rushes back and disarms them, Owen notices the woman from before launching off their ship in the escape pod and fires on her, destroying the escape pod. The group gets rescued by the rebel ships that attacked the imperials and made it home safely. They spend their reward money on buying and upgrading their gear, and Owen spends several hours making a derogatory youtube style video showing the late Capt. Dipshit Squirrel-fucker and all his nasty and demeaning habits.

Group gets tasked to help Commander Akbar

The scene opens up on a secret Rebel Facility. Zooms into a conference room/war room with members of the Rebellion High Command discussing recent events.
Outside in a very Spartan waiting room there are the members of a recently established Strike Force, made up of: Vornn minsk (a man calamari padawan lost in time), Owen (a punk 16 year old human mechanic savant), Deban Jons (an aging clone trooper) and Voka Reireek ( a cocky Rodian Pilot). After a short amount of time waiting they are brought into the room and tasked with their first Mission. They are to go to the Roche Asteroid Field and deliver a data disk to Commander Akbar. He is there working on the new B-wing prototype and needs this vital info. You are to only deliver it to Commander Akbar and nobody else. Successful completion of the Mission will give the group a payout of 15,000 cr each.
The group of course agrees and heads out on their YT-1930 Boca Caliente. As they come out of the Roche Asteroid field they are greeted by a trio of tie fighters. They destroyed one with laser fire, and then a fancy bit of flying caused the other two to crash. They give the secret passcode “Bantha Pudu” and are let in. Landing on the top secret base, they see the hustle and bustle of the native Verpines, who are excited about seeing a type of ship that is new to them and proceed to bombard them with tech questions and performance questions. They encountered an unfriendly aide “Lt. Asshole”. When Deban Jons refuses he goes ballistic, threatening them any way it seems like he can. When Dumbass hears this, he intervenes and brings the group to see Admiral Akbar, who plays the chip. Listening to Mon Mothma, they are tasked with getting Admiral Akbar safely to a new location because someone on Akbars staff is a Imperial Spy. At this moment, an Imperial shuttle makes a violent landing in the hanger bay and disgorges storm troopers. Most of the group holds off the advancing troopers while Akbar downloads the B-wing information.
After a furious firefight that Voka Reireek is taken down, Deban Jons is nearly dead but still manages to escape with his comrade’s body. Owen does a great job keeping the Imps off Commander Akbar, managing to keep them back long enough to download the info and escape. Vornn minsk reminds the Imperials why Jedi were feared as warriors, managing to single handedly hold back a flood of troopers. Sadly it appeared that Dumbass sacrificed himself to give the rest a chance to escape.
The lifeboat takes them to the Verpine HQ, where they are told there is an imperial blockade keeping them from escaping. The only armed ships are some B-wing prototypes and the group’s ship, all of which are back on the base. The group used a strange asteroid hopper from the Verpine to sneak to the base, narrowly squeaking past a pair of vigilant tie pilots. They crept in through an airlock. The group managed to kill a few technicians and set up the demo charges that will destroy the facility ( Deban Jons however, set them for 3 minute rather then 5).
Sneaking back towards the hanger bay, Owen tripped on a piece of grate and everything went crazy, exchanging fire in several corridors. At the start of violence, Jons stepped up behind a strom trooper who was making coffee and stabbed him. As the trooper fell, Jons threw him at another trooper, entangling him so he could shoot him. The group slowly pushed their way towards the hanger. Dumbass hears the commotion and breaks free from his captors, running for the hanger. The storm troopers and Asshole chase him. While this is going on, Jons dives into one of the B-wings and Dumbass jumps in the other. Vornn ripped a catwalk out from under a group of storm troopers with an E-web and slashes partly through the barrel. The team fires it anyway, causing a massive explosion. Vornn then runs onto the group’s ship and powers it up. Voka and Owen run around the side of the ship and fire at a small group of storm troopers while Jons takes off in his B-wing. Vornn defends the ship while Owen and Voka run inside. One of the troopers takes a lucky shot and knocks Voka down and out, and then Vornn closes the ship and attacks the storm trooper and Asshole who made it inside. Owen straps himself into his seat and, upon hearing Vornn go down, locks all the doors. Owen blasts out of the hanger on afterburner, slaughtering the rest of the troopers in the bay and turns off the gravity and inertial dampers to make for an extremely rough ride for the enemies on the ship. Jons takes the fight to the weak point in the blockade, proving how amazing the B-wing is. As he gets caught in the tractor beam, Owen rams his opponent, trying to knock the tractor beam off target. Dumbass realizes he can actually do something rather than hide with the Verpine fleet. He tips the balance and takes out the ship. After that, the Verpine fleet and the group escape after hearing a lovley message from one Captain Kolaff and after a couple of random jumps, make it to the rendezvous point. With the mission completed and was paid 20,000 credits each.

Asshole = Betraying Aide/ Lt.Gleck
Dumbass = Human With Goatee/Lt. Pollaroid

The Heroes Are Called Into Action

After completing basic training and special operation training at the top of their classes in different locations around the galaxy; the heroes are called to a secret base (location unknown) to answer a call from the rebel high command. As each hero walks into the waiting room to answer to the high command they see four other individuals coming into the room at the same time making awkward eye contact with everyone. Here they start a journey that no one or thing can tell where they will end up…


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